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<?php if(!is_mobile() && !is_lynx()) {
// This shit looks good on desktop.
// It also looks terrible on mobile, despite the text sizing scheme.
echo "<div class=\"cli-output\" aria-label=\"terminal output\">\n";
echo "<pre style=\"font-size: 24px; text-wrap: pretty; border: none;\">\n";
echo "<span>█ > Nexus Social Search v0.5</span>\n";
echo "<span>█ > (c) 2002 by Robert McCaffrey</span>\n";
echo "\n";
echo "<span>█ > Searching for @HisVirusness...</span>\n";
echo "<span>█ > [▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓] 100%</span>\n";
echo "\n";
echo "<span style=\"color: #39ff14\">█ > SUCCESS!</span>\n";
echo "<span>█ > 8 results found...</span>\n";
}
if(is_mobile() || is_lynx()) {
// I got asked why I call this page "nexus" and not "socials".
// Because "socials" is seven characters. Fucking duh.
$hv_break_sh = false;
echo hvmark("*// Nexus (a/k/a, hV Socials & Support Links)*");
echo "\n";
}?>
<div itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><meta itemprop="name" content="HisVirusness"><meta itemprop="url" content="https://hisvirusness.com/">
<span><?php if(!is_mobile() && !is_lynx()) { echo "█ > connect "; } ?>mastodon::social/<a itemprop="sameAs" href="https://mastodon.social/@HisVirusness" target="_blank" rel="me noopener noreferrer">@HisVirusness</a></span><?php if(is_lynx()) { echo "<br>\n"; } else { echo "\n"; } ?>
<span><?php if(!is_mobile() && !is_lynx()) { echo "█ > connect "; } ?>bluesky::social/<a itemprop="sameAs" href="https://bsky.app/profile/HisVirusness.com" target="_blank" rel="me noopener noreferrer">@HisVirusness</a></span><?php if(is_lynx()) { echo "<br>\n"; } else { echo "\n"; } ?>
<span><?php if(!is_mobile() && !is_lynx()) { echo "█ > connect "; } ?>youtube::social/<a itemprop="sameAs" href="https://www.youtube.com/@HisVirusness" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@HisVirusness</a></span><?php if(is_lynx()) { echo "<br>\n"; } else { echo "\n"; } ?>
<span><?php if(!is_mobile() && !is_lynx()) { echo "█ > connect "; } ?>facebook::social/<a itemprop="sameAs" href="https://www.facebook.com/HisVirusness/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@HisVirusness</a></span><?php if(is_lynx()) { echo "<br>\n"; } else { echo "\n"; } ?>
<span><?php if(!is_mobile() && !is_lynx()) { echo "█ > connect "; } ?>instagram::social/<a itemprop="sameAs" href="https://www.instagram.com/HisVirusness/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@HisVirusness</a></span><?php if(is_lynx()) { echo "<br>\n"; } else { echo "\n"; } ?>
<span><?php if(!is_mobile() && !is_lynx()) { echo "█ > connect "; } ?>threads::social/<a itemprop="sameAs" href="https://www.threads.com/@HisVirusness" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@HisVirusness</a></span><?php if(is_lynx()) { echo "<br>"; } ?>
<?php if(!is_mobile() && !is_lynx()) { echo "\n" . "<span> ----- -----</span>\n"; } else { echo "\n<hr style='margin: 10px 0;' aria-hidden='true'>\n"; } ?><span><?php if(!is_mobile() && !is_lynx()) { echo "█ > connect "; } ?>ko-fi::support/<a href="https://ko-fi.com/HisVirusness?utm_source=nexus&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=support" target="_blank" rel="nofollow ugc noopener noreferrer">@HisVirusness</a></span><?php if(is_lynx()) { echo "<br>\n"; } else { echo "\n"; } ?>
<span><?php if(!is_mobile() && !is_lynx()) { echo "█ > connect "; } ?>spreadshop::support/<a href="https://hisvirusness.myspreadshop.com/?utm_source=nexus&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=merch" target="_blank" rel="nofollow ugc noopener noreferrer">@HisVirusness</a></span>
</div>
<?php if(!is_mobile() && !is_lynx()) {
echo "\n";
echo "<span>█ > Possible Links Missing: Try Again Later...</span>\n";
echo "<span>█ > Cleaning up...</span>\n";
$currentDateTime = date('[m/d/Y] h:i:sA');
echo "<span>█ > Program Terminated @ " . $currentDateTime . "...</span>\n";
echo "<span class=\"blinking-cursor\">█</span>\n";
echo "</pre>\n";
echo "</div>\n";
}
if(is_mobile()) {
// The following could have just been written in HTML.
// But, if it was, what would be the point of hVmark?
// We use what we make around here.
echo "\n<hr>\n";
echo "<p>";
// ...Except for when we don't.
echo hvmark("%All this could have just been on the _About_ page. Why not just put it there?% []Because I didn't, that's why. Maybe you should get to the closest computer to you and figure out why. That's right: I know you're on a mobile device right now. How do I know? Because there's absolutely no way you'd be able to read this message otherwise.");
echo "</p>\n<p>";
echo hvmark("Look at this page from a computer. Any computer, even if it's a Chromebook from 2013; this page looks way cooler from a computer. []...I might be over-selling it a bit, but whatever. We should all go back to using computers anyway. Yeah, our mobile devices are cool, but there's a reason why some smartphones have companion docks that turn it into a laptop: Because turning them into laptops automatically make them cooler and way more functional.");
echo "</p>\n<p>";
echo hvmark("By the way, thanks for stopping by; *stay tuned for more bullshit*.");
echo "</p>\n";
}?>
