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HisVirusness


Real Name:PJM
Email:HisVirusness@gmail.com
Hometown:Chicago, IL
Pronouns:he/him/HisVirusness
Skills:Linux coaxing, graphic design, coding, questionable decisions, and general griping.
Languages:English, HTML 4.01 Transitional, Ceaseless & Inappreciate Profanity, Pig Latin.

FAQ*

Q: Who are you?
A: ...HisVirusness.

Q: Why "HisVirusness"?
A: Long story short, "His Holiness" was taken, and this felt more accurate.

Q: Are you okay?
A: Probably.

Q: But what's, like, the point of this site?
A: Well, you could say it’s... my space.
(Crowd boos. Someone throws a chair.)

Q: What are you working on right now?
A: This site. Some writing. Also, not sleeping. I’m getting really good at that third one.

* People may or may not have actually asked any of these questions.
Except for #4. Many people have asked #4. Perhaps too many, in fact.
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