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It's been a long time coming...

For far too long, my creative output had been fragmented across various web services and social media networks, with no central hub of my own to link back to. I owned this domain for years. Years. But for most of its life, it went unused. At some point in time, it was telling visitors the site will be ready when it's ready and linking to Lucky Lead.

That time has now passed...

If you know, you know. And I'm taking it all back.

• Generic Blues by Weird Al Yankovic is criminally underrated.
• I don't blame The Tetris Company for being so litigious;
  Alexey Pajitnov deserves the back pay.
• I don't like the Insane Clown Posse;
  I love the Insane Clown Posse.
• Christian Bale was a fantastic Batman... in Batman Begins.
  Read more about that opinion here.

Q: Who are you?
A: ...HisVirusness.

Q: Why "HisVirusness"?
A: Long story short, "His Holiness" was taken, and this felt more accurate.

Q: Are you okay?
A: Probably.

Q: But what's, like, the point of this site?
A: Well, you could say it’s... my space.
(Crowd boos. Someone throws a chair.)

Q: What are you working on right now?
A: I just got done creating the ØɄ₮₴łĐɆ webring (a/k/a 0uts1de, Outs1de, OUTSIDE). If you have a website, you should add it to the ring. Outside* of that, this question can be best answered on the /now page.

𐕣 People may or may not have actually asked any of these questions.
Except for #4. Many people have asked #4. Perhaps too many, in fact.
* Pun was absolutely intended. Intend your puns!